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Hi! My name is Marlene Cea. Im a Filipina. <3 Im really nice. haha. Im 14 years of age. Im in a relationship with food for the past 14 years. And, we're really staying strong. HAHAH. So, feel free to reblog. And follow me if you really liked my blog. Thankyou. Godbless. :)
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"BOYFRIEND VS GIRLFRIEND
(Take Time To Read)
BF: Baby, tara na alis na tayo. Ang tagal mo naman magayos,
yung nakabihis ka na, maliligo ka pa lang. Hays..
GF: Wait lang, magpapatuyo pa ako ng buhok ko,
bakit ka ba nagmamadali dyan??
BF: Eh sus, kanina ka pa ah. Oh ngayon naman magpapalit ka na
naman ng damit. Ok na nga yung kanina, change outfit ka na naman.
GF: Syempre noh. Kesa naman sayo, ganyan na ayos mo??
BF: Bakit? Ano problema sa ayos ko, importante kasama kita.
GF: Hmpf, dati lagi ka pumoporma pag nanliligaw ka,
ngayon para ka lang pinabili ng suka ng nanay mo.
BF: Swimming yun baby, alanganaman nakabarong ako? Eh kesa naman sayo, dami mo etchebureche, papatuyo pa ng buhok magtali ka na lang. Papaganda ka pa, wala namang papansin sayo dun.
GF: (inirapan si bf) At least nagaayos pa din ako, ano gusto mo mukhang swag gf mo?
BF: Oh sige na, bilisan mo na. Anong oras na, nasan na pala bag mo?
GF: Ayan, di mo nakita? Nasa harap mo na nga eh…
BF: ETO LAHAT?? Bakit ang dami, ano ba mga laman nito?
Parang bag ni dora toh ah. Baby naman, bibitbitin ko lahat yan??
GF: Konti lang yan baby, wag kang OA.
BF: Konti ba to?? Eh ako nga isang bag lang dala ko. Hays,
mga babae talaga..
GF: Bakit ba pati mga gamit ko pinakikialaman mo, eh di wag ka magbitbit!
BF: O sya, wala na akong sinabi. Mauna na ko dalian mo, hintayin kita sa sasakyan.
(Sa TRICY, binuksan ni bf ang bag ni gf)
BF: Puro naman kaek-ekan laman nito. Daming damit, pulbo,
pabango, makeup, camera, charger, tsinelas, pouch puro pouch.
Tiningnan ang pangalawang bag, puro pagkain para sa kanilang dalawa.
Tiningnan ang pangatlong bag na puro gamit ni bf. Extra tshirt, tsinelas, towel, sabon, gel, medicine, lahat ng hindi nya naisip dalhin pero naisip ng gf nya.
Dumating na si gf sa TRICY.
GF: Halika na baby, alis na tayo.
BF: (kiss si gf sa noo) thankyou baby kahit sobrang tagal mo
magayos at sa dami ng dala mo, ako pa din ang inalala mo. I love you..
GF: hmpf, arte. (pero kinilig sa sinabi ng bf) I love you too baby"
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One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”
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